simplicity;

Monday, March 27, 2006
how so intersting.

was on my way to work on saturday morning in 238 bus when this lady gets onto the bus.
dressed in sports attire, short hair, spagetti stripes nike top, high waist short pants, and no bra.
i was sitting in the middles sit of the last row and she stood right in front of me.
she was lean, but had rather big thighs for her size.
actually i wouldnt really say lean, i would say thin.
its a better word.
her nipples were showing as well.
i could see she was attracting alot of stares.
when she alighted at the stadium bus stop, everyone's head turn and followed her every step as she inched closer to the entrance of the stadium until they couldnt get a glimse of her.
my conclusion, i think any skinply dressed woman attracts attention.
even that calibre, my goodness.
is the world sexually starved or something.?
mind you, the women on the bus were staring as well.
dont tell me they take that kind of standard as their role model.

when i alighted at the bus interchange i noticed many beattyians holding a can in their hand.
how lucky can i get.?
they are the current 5ns.
i was hoping i could see samm or punk but i figured they'll prob put everything behind and go for a movie instead.
then i say may lwin and donated 1 dollar.
i know how it feels to be asking for donations.

then at night.
there was a group of customers who were all very weird.
they were doing catwalks with their hands acting like sissys, and washing hair like sissys.
the problem is they too are sissys.
wonder why their friend laugh so much.
anyway, they were together with a group of girls.
one of the girl asked sheena for a number.!
she's a butch.
then sheena walked away.
when they were about to leave, the whole group of them tried to presuade sheena to give her her number.
then sheena asked what for she wanted her number, another girl who looks more like a straight one said "she wanna woo u mah.!"
my goodness.! what is this.?!

after work when to eat tian tian huo guo with lyn and sheena.
the total was one person $27.!
wth lo. so freaking expensive.
i wont eat tian tian again.!

then after that went to play pool.
guess what.?!
we saw ms zhang.!
yes.! the beatty teacher playing pool with 3 other ah bengs.
one of which i suspect is her husband.
anyway she looks so bloated now.
her face is round, her ass is sagging and her tummy is hai. sad case.
she used to be pretty good looking.
and she was even a volleyball player.
how sad.

anyway.
i had to work at utility today cause aunty chin yan's hand was hurt.
sounds like something skillful right.?
actually, its a dishwasher.
haha. anyway there were good times and bad times of working in untility.
you get alot of time to slack.
but when the plates and stuffs starts coming in.
you'll be working your ass out like dog.
the best part is the stupid machine is so freaking hot just standing beside it for dunno how many hours will make you sweat like hell.
they say its good cause i did a day of facial.
i'd rather have a dry face then.

anyway i had to wear a plastic apron so that i wont wet my clothes.
then pheobe said i am wearing a white dress. -_-
then she call me sexy.
then everytime she walks pass me she says "hey sexy" with an extremely sexy tone.
really. no bluff.
so i decided to call her "hey gorgeous"
thats what happens when u watch too much simple life.
anyway today was freaking busy cause we had 47 pax reservation and so many walk in.
the 47 pax are all japanese girls and all were dressed in uniform.
high waist skirt, tucked in untilllll, long socks.
so i was boasting to everyone that i dont have to be outside today, then pheobe gave me a taste of my own medicine when she said i wont be able to look at hot guys when i'm inside.
good. very good.
at then end of the day she asked me how was my day at utility.
before i could answer she said "hot and sweaty huh.?"
i cannot tahan this gorgeous.

after work went to chomp chomp with biwei, xiaojun. lyn,. kelly and chris.
quite fun la.
but dun worry.
i didnt drink.
haha.! surprise surprise.! =)

end of intersting events.
now off to sleep.
freaking tired.

oh ya.
pheobe also told me something i didnt know all along.!
she said ppl always use the word shagged but do they really know the true meaning of it.?
she says the true meaning of it is to feel tired after sex.
omg.!
those who always use the word shagged.
admit now.
u are all now vrigins.! whaha.!

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